Daire O’Leary can believe it’s not butter.
Trains stop at a Daire O’Leary crossing.
Daire O’Leary’s laundry sorts itself.
When Daire O’Leary donates blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a handgun and a bucket.
Daire O’Leary likes his women how he likes his coffee, in a burlap sack trussed over the back of a donkey.
On his birthday, Daire O’Leary blows out his candles by blinking.
The last digit of pi is Daire O’Leary; he is the end of all things.
Superman owns a pair of Daire O’Leary pyjamas.
Daire O’Leary won a game of Connect Four in 3 moves.
Daire O’Leary does not hunt, because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Daire O’Leary goes killing.
Daire O’Leary can delete the Windows Recycle Bin.
Daire O’Leary sometimes sleeps with a nightlight, not because he is afraid of the dark, because the dark is afraid of Daire O’Leary.
Trains stop at a Daire O’Leary crossing.
Daire O’Leary’s laundry sorts itself.
When Daire O’Leary donates blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a handgun and a bucket.
Daire O’Leary likes his women how he likes his coffee, in a burlap sack trussed over the back of a donkey.
On his birthday, Daire O’Leary blows out his candles by blinking.
The last digit of pi is Daire O’Leary; he is the end of all things.
Superman owns a pair of Daire O’Leary pyjamas.
Daire O’Leary won a game of Connect Four in 3 moves.
Daire O’Leary does not hunt, because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Daire O’Leary goes killing.
Daire O’Leary can delete the Windows Recycle Bin.
Daire O’Leary sometimes sleeps with a nightlight, not because he is afraid of the dark, because the dark is afraid of Daire O’Leary.
2 comments:
Daire O'leary could take you... en passant!
spgeddi.
What a fucking howl!
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