Tuesday, May 22, 2007

Jordanian Sleeping Sickness




Jordan is absolutely outstanding!


My last memories of Egypt will be of the hours spent baking in the Port Authority Terminal, surrounded by airconditioning units that were not switched on, and experiencing the joys of what was certainly not the world's filthiest toilet, but the worst I have seen for many years.


Arriving in Aqaba was like returning to civilized life, the Jordanians are very friendly, and unlike the Egyptians, they don't seem intent of removing the meager contents of this Canadian boy's wallet with insessant requests for baksheesh.


All of Jordan has been just incredible, Wadi Rum (Wadi means dessert valley), was beautiful, I can see why Laurence of Arabia spent so much time there, The Crusader's fortresses, such as at Shobak, were super cool (and allowed me to practice my favorite past time of pretending to be Tomb Raider).


But, beyond a doubt, everything I have seen on the trip, the Sphinx, the Pyramids, Climbing Mount Sinai, were eclipsed by Petra. I had seen so many photos, but after walking for about a kilometer through the Sik (the narrow cleft in the rock that joins Petra to the outside world) and seeing the facade of the Treasury cove into view was one of those moments that makes one's heart stop.


The Nebuteans that built most of Petra used to raid caravans, the then realised they could earn more by offering protection. The main trade was in spices and arromatics, like frankensense from Yemen, which was worth about $150 per kilogram. One camel can carry 200 kilograms of weight. A camel caravan would take 14 weeks to get from Yemen to Jordan and would often have 500 or 1000 camels. If my calculations are right that's 30 million dollars in a large caravan...no wonder the whole raiding/protection business was so popular (and rewarding).


I met a guy, Mohamed at a restaurant in Petra...he cracked me up, when the tourists would walk past we would say "wide camel" or "skinny camel" depending on their figure. Many hours later after the long walk to "The Monastery" or "The High Place" as the locals know it, I met up with Mohamed and his half brother and some of there friends, inside the most impressive of all Petra's buildings. We spent a long time drinking beduin tea, while some of them played on home made aluminium flutes or the arabic lute, others sang or clapped hands. (not being real good at beduin folk-songs...I mainly clapped...which is probably best for all concerned)


The Dead Sea is cool!


Yup, you can read a newspaper while floating in it, you can even do barrel rolls from your back to your belly without getting you face or newspaper wet. There is about 350 mgs of salt in every litre of Dead Sea water...which doesn't seem to impressive until it gets into your eyes. After rubbing myself in Dead Sea mud, and baking it into a hard shell before removing, I can vouch that my skin has never felt smoother.


I have been suffering from a horrible illness for the past few days that has resulted in my spending 12+ hours each day lying in a pool of my own sweat. Last night my fevers were so bad I became somewhat delusional. I spent much of the evening sitting under a cold shower. (which was just horrible, as my chills had been so bad that I had been wearing my polar fleece and many layers of clothes under a stack of blankets just to stop shaking, and it is pretty hot in Jordan in May).


That seemed to have the desired effect, and I am now wandering the streets of Amman, which is a lovely city, not especially historic or pretty, but easly to navigate, filled with friendly (semi) English speaking locals, and some of the funniest misspellings on signs etc that I have seen anywhere.


If it is the will of Allah, I will see you all soon.


My photos from Egypt, and Petra, and lots of other cool places are on my other memory card :(


But for your viewing pleasure I have attached a few piccies of me, under a castle at Showbak...looking for the secret escape route (I think I found it but it was filled with sand), hanging in some little jordanian clifftop village, and catching up ona bit of reading at the Dead Sea.

Tuesday, May 15, 2007

Walk Like An Egyptian



That is to say with one eye on "creative" traffic & one eye on where you step!


I am staying in in Cairo, just off the nile river in Dokkir. My hotel is straight from the 1930's...the elevator is small (but cute...kinda like me). Luck much of Egypt it seems they have no fear of exposed electrical wiring.


I had no idea Cairo was this big! There are 17 million people here and sometimes it seems like they all want me to "contribute to the local economy".


It started on arrival at the duty free store...wher I was attempted to be short-changed 50 pounds, (this trick was also attempted by the friendly staff at the great pyramid ticket booth). Amazingly enough, no one in Egypt seems to have any change. The guys at the ticketing office for the pyramids/sphinx were seriously trying to convince me that they didn't have the equivalent of about 8 dollars US between them, luckily I am a man of great patience, and "praise Allah" the correct change appeared like a miracle once they realised I would never leave without my cash.


I was suprised to see so many horses and carts in the middle of the city, I actually saw a herd of sheep in the middle of Cairo...they were being fed what looked like cut grass placed on the sidewalk!


The Egyptians did a lot of work a few thousand years ago, but comparatively very little since. The cars here are proof that maintainance is optional, that being said, there does appear to be acar broken down about every 100 metres or so. Many have been abandoned, and just stay on the side of the road, gathering trash about them, and being used as a handy place to store garbage. (I find they make excellent landmarks eg: "first left at the wheelless Fiat500, then stop just before the mercedes with the roof and doors removed")


The touts by the pyramids were truly inspiring. There were guys wearing taxi cab & parking uniforms with badges removed trying to pass them-selves off as staff, guys with whistles trying to claim authority of some sort, guys on camels offering free photos and then asking for money. This seems to be an Egyptian specialty...eg:


"It is free sir, it is part of the entry fee to the pyramids, it is free"

"No thank you."

"It is 10 Egyptian pounds"


I have met many touts all over the world, these guys are up there for tenacity, but miles ahead of any others I have met in their ability to lie continuously; these guys should consider a career in politics.


In spite of that the pyramids were just fantastic, I spent most of the day roaming around, in, and when I was able...on the pyramids. the history of ther place was over whelming, but it didn't feel as spiritual as many otherplaces I have been, and I was kinda expecting a different vibe.


That being said, my body underwent a physiological transformation apon entering the King's Chamber of the Great Pyramid. (as predicted).


The Sphinx was outstanding, many people I know have found it underwhelming...but it was ace! I felt more energy from the Sphinx than I did the pyramids. (Brendan...look into some of your flaky pyramid power books...I may be on to a new discovery!)


I am off to spend the day in the museum, they have over 200 000 artifacts on dis[play, so it may take a while.


My mate, Daz B. aka D-Funk has told me that during his travels in the Middle East the most authentic "Middle Eastern / Arabic" country he has been to is Jordan.


I am so looking forward to it.




Monday, May 14, 2007

Sunny in Dubai




Hi guys,

Sorry for delay in blog posting but family issues and alcohol had combined forces to keep me off-line.

The skinny:

Dubai is the main city of the United Arab Emirates, which have been around for less time than I have, joining in 1971, with Abu Dhabi and 5 other emirates in the area.

It is always warm and sunny, but people spend almost all of there time getting out of air conditioned luxury cars to enter air conditioned luxury buildings so it doesn't have a huge impact...except for me...I've been working on my suntan.

The local economy is worth about 47 Billion US per year, of which less than 3% comes from petroleum revenues. The make most of their cash from the Jebel Ali Free Zone, which allows no restrictions on labour import or capital export...kind of like a huge duty free store.

The population has skyrocketed in recent years...refer to the below timeline:

1955 - 20 000 population
1965 - 60 000
1975 - 183 000
1985 - 370 000
1995 - 674 000
2005 - 1.2 million

Currently there are 1 073 000 men and 349 000 women...mainly due to the influx of male labourers from India, Pakistan & Bangladesh to cope with the massive construction occuring in Dubai. Less than 17% of the population are "locals" (ie UAE Nationals), but they are easily recognisable by their local dress, the "dish-dash", a long white night-shirt with headdress.

You can pretty much do anything you want in Dubai as long as you don't hassle the locals, there is a mandantory 3 day jail term for drunkeness. I tried hard, but remained arrest free :)

Dee & Stu's wedding was great, held at the luxurious Mina Al Salaam hotel complex that is so sprawlingly (nice word D...changing an adverb to an adjective at the drop of a hat) big that the staff drive you around in boats (they have sea turtles and huge fish ion the man-made lagoon...it's pretty spectacular. Dad couldn't make it, but via the worders of modern technology, was able to give a speech on the big TV screen at the reception.

Dubai is a nice place to live, especially if you are alocal, as all of the hard work and low paying jobs are filled by Indians, Pakistanis, or Bangladeshis. (Kind of like how the Australians rely on the hard working expats from Canada to get the job done)!

The whole place is under construction, something like 17% of the worlds large building cranes are in Dubai. To cope with the deminishing land availabilty (and because they think it's cool), they are making alot of artificial islands to build on. (The most famous ofwhich is probably the 7 star Burj al-Arab hotel...you know the one, Andre Agassi played tennis on there helipad). There is also some insanely over the top residential projects, the biggest being The Palms and The World...mansions are only accessable via boat or helicopter...all of the residence own both.

This is my first time in the Middle East, and the transition was pretty easy...other the the preponderance of guys wearing dish-dashes and smoking Sheesha pipes...it is kinda like Melbourne. (or any other western city...I am hoping to get much more of a feel for tradional Middle eastern culture when I am in Jordan)

Bro and I were lucky enough to enjoy the hospitality of Dee & Stu's friend Ali. His pad was great, kinda like "Melrose Place", swimming pool, nice courtyard garden, 3 satelite dishes and about 3000 channels, house keeper etc. What made it best was the unmatchable hospitality Ali showed me, including my first (but not last, Sheesha pipe). Like every other westerner, I like the apple flavoured tobacco best.

Next post will be from Cairo...hopefully with photos attached.

Friday, May 4, 2007

D-Style

When Daire O'Leary goes swimming he doesn't get wet, the water gets Daire O'Leary'd.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Daire O'Leary.

Daire O'Leary counted to infinity - twice.

Daire O'Leary hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

Daire O'Leary gave Mona Lisa that smile.

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Daire O'Leary once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.

Daire O'Leary's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Daire O'Leary.

Daire O'Leary can speak Braille.

Daire O'Leary owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the1998 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get outof Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.

Daire O'Leary sleeps with a night light. Not because Daire O'Leary is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Daire O'Leary.

Once a cobra bit Daire O'Leary's leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

When Daire O'Leary exercises, the machine gets stronger.

Daire O'Leary doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now."

Daire O'Leary can kill two stones with one bird.

The only time Daire O'Leary was wrong was when he thought he had made a mistake.

Wednesday, May 2, 2007

The Green Fairy

Only a few days to go before I leave for Dubai.

Adrian, Brendan, Dean, Simon & I had a little early send off...gourmet pizza, darts & absinthe...

I can now safely say the only mixed drink I will consume this year is the Monkey Gland. (2 measures gin, 1 measure orange juice, 1/2 measure grenadine & 1/2 measure absinthe.