When Daire O'Leary goes swimming he doesn't get wet, the water gets Daire O'Leary'd.When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Daire O'Leary.
Daire O'Leary counted to infinity - twice.
Daire O'Leary hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
Daire O'Leary gave Mona Lisa that smile.
Daire O'Leary can slam a revolving door.
Daire O'Leary once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
Daire O'Leary's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Daire O'Leary.
Daire O'Leary can speak Braille.
Daire O'Leary owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the1998 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get outof Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.
Daire O'Leary sleeps with a night light. Not because Daire O'Leary is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Daire O'Leary.
Once a cobra bit Daire O'Leary's leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
When Daire O'Leary exercises, the machine gets stronger.
Daire O'Leary doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now."
Daire O'Leary can kill two stones with one bird.
The only time Daire O'Leary was wrong was when he thought he had made a mistake.
1 comment:
Love the quotes. I could use a few of them but definitely not the whole lot.
Sorry I didn't get a chance to call you back before your departure.
When should we expect some updates from your activities as Australia's Special Envoy to the Middle East? Or is it as a top secret mission as a double agent?
Either way, I am sure you will do well and we will see a democratisation of the area as well as a dramatic reduction of the price of oil over the next few weeks.
I look forward to photos of your lovely sister getting hitched (snif) and other less romantic stuff.
As usual, let me know if your Internet connection isn't good and you would like me to help updating your blog. Priorities first!
Your fans are waiting...
Marc
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