Thursday, July 24, 2008

Incredibly enough, even more stuff that I have learned, noticed, forgotten or been told...this time from Athens...following a Roman disaster

  • When in Italy, gesturing from waist to knee and informing the local girls that you are "one quarter Italian" produces mixed results...most bad...this line is much better received by American backpackers.
  • Spain and Italy are filled with drinking water fountains (as well as the decorative kind)...by usiing one SIGG bottle, one can save money, remain hydrated, and reduce the use of plastic...all of which are good.
  • I have yet to visit a country that provides beer fountains...this is bad.
  • I have not yet been to Germany...so I still have hope...
  • Greece doesn't have a lot of drinking fountains...but it does have a Taverna on every corner...this is good.
  • In most European languages the word "no" is pretty self-evident (eg "non", "no", "niet" etc.) In Greek the word for "yes" is "ne"...I may be dimwitted...but I seem to find this surprisingly confusing.
  • Ipods are great...but they also isolate people...when in a train carriage, people used to talk to each other...now they are often filled with people listening to sounds from home, rather than interacting with others...this is bad.
  • Speakers can be bout inexpensively to suit MP3 players (mine cost $7US in Laos), sharing music brings people together an often results in the "my play list is better than your play list game"...this is good.
  • The Germans...always the Germans.
  • If you are even in Athen the Apollo Hotel gets the Big D-Man's "two thumbs up"...it's 70 Euros for a double or twin room, but it has a lovely roof top garden/bar thingie with amazing views of the Acropolis (The chick behind the bar also provides a pretty amazing view.)
  • When drinking canned beer on a rooftop bar, high winds can render a partially empty can a serious flight risk...this is dangerous.
  • Luckily, by ensuring that one's can is never partially empty, one can avoid this flight risk...this is also a little dangerous.
  • Rome is really small.
  • It is also filled with thousands ofpeople looking at the same tourist map and wondering where the heck they are.
  • Tourist maps don't always show North at the top of the page...this is very important to know, if, like me you use a compass.
  • The Tour de France, get waaaaay less TV coverage in Spain and Italy then I expected...seeing that both countries produce great riders.
  • The Germans...always the Germans.
  • SBS has the best Tour de France coverage in the world...except maybe France...(I don't know...I wasn't there.)
  • The German language Eurosport channel has pretty good coverage...and they say things like "ein minooten"...which sounds funny.
  • Watching German TV often results in being in a bar surrounded by Germans...again with the Germans.
  • More on TV...Spain appears to have a channel that shows "The Gilmore Girls" 24/7...the rapid dialogue between mother and daughter sounds funny in Spanish.
  • Still more on TV...Italy apears to have a channel that shows "Walker-Texas Ranger 24/7...this may be an insight to the Psyche of Italians.
  • I've been in Greece for 3 nights and haven't seen any of their TV yet.
  • Chuck Norris rules.
  • By sticking folded cardboard into the little key slot thingie that activates the lighting in one's room when leaving, one reatians electricity...this is handy for charging cell phones, ipods, camera batteries etc. It is also good for leaving the A/C running...but only if you will be out of the room for a short time...it is wrong to rape the planet.
  • The Trevi fountain is the most beautiful thing in Rome.
  • KLF's "The White Room" is the best albulm of all time.
  • Spanish girsl get prettier as one goes South.
  • Italian girls get prettier as one goes North.
  • All girls look prettier after 2 litres of beer.
  • By not carrying a daypack/camera bag/bum bag, one can more easily blend in with the locals...this is kinda cool in a low-key way...until a mono-lingual local addresses one excitedly in Basque/Greek/(insert local language here)...then things can become amusing.
  • Pamplona is filled with Aussies. (Well...most of Europe is filled with Aussies...but Pamplona more so.)
  • The Germans...always the Germans.
  • Rome is filled with Americans.
  • Older Americans seem to complain a lot (eg: "It's too sunny here." "Why would the Romans build a house here?" etc.)... this is bad.
  • Younger Americans continue to impress the heck out of me with their gererally open and worldly views - There I said it!
  • Younger, fit Greek guys, like most people, tend to wear a shirt when in the city. Fatter, older Greek guys take their shirts off...or do this wierd thing where they roll up their shirt to expose their gut roll...this is disturbing.
  • (I made a similar observation a year or two ago about Germans in Thailand...maybe this is an international trend that I have been slow to pick up on...)
  • Greek peopke are friendlier than the Romans...except for the Greek cab drivers...whom all worship the devil.
  • This is in direct contrast to the (,amy) Greek cab drivers in Melbourne...whom are all super-friendly.
  • This is in direct contrast to the (now many) Somalian cab drivers in Melbourne...whom all worship the devil.
  • Melbourne produces the greatest dancers in the world...and they SMILE when they dance.
  • The Germans...always the Germans.
  • I like to order girly coxktails with swizzle-sticks and little umbrellas, and fruit on the rim of the glass.
  • Both the Grreks and the Romans created incredible cultures...excelling in art, science, math, literature, and building. Neither has really recovered from the fall of the Roman Empire...both are still in decline.
  • Australia and Asia, with the occassional hiccough are building something that is often better than what they had in the past...maybe that is why I love Australia and Asia so much.
  • Avoid the district of Omonia in Athens after midnight...unless you are looking for heroin or a prostitute...I am looking for neither.
  • Did I mention the Germans...?

  • The Germans, always the Germans.

Thursday, July 17, 2008

Random Musings from Northern Spain

After 2 weeks in Spain it is almost time to leave.

I have been fortunate enough to spend all of my time so far in Euskadi (or the Basque Country).

The Basque people are awesome...they speak their own language (Euskara)...they have their own unique cuisine...based heavily on cod fish (aka bacalao)...they have their own fashion (funny shoes with rope soles, huge berets, and mullet hair cuts)...they have their own sports (lifting and dragging big stones springs immediately to mind).

They are a lot like the "Newfies"...with a strong maritime tradition and they are even more fiercely independent.

All of Spain loves their tapas...but in Euskadi...they have made it a way of life, at just about anytime of the day or night one sees groups of all ages walking from pub to pub...never staying for more then maybe two drinks and a snack (aka pinxos)...repeat...repeat...repeat...etc.

This technique definitely scores "two thumbs up" from the D-Man.

The Basque are ridiculously friendly...but not as quick to befriend people as much of the rest of Europe. This may be as a result of their location on the Iberian Peninsula being a regular route for foreign armies from pre-roman times.

Luckily, my cousin (aka prima), Jessica has been adopted by the locals in Azkoitia as one of their own...so I kinda' fell into my own little community.

Thanks Jess!

Most of our evenings have been well spent in the local bars (but always the "Dean"...Siempre the Dean)...telling jokes in a mixture of Euskara/Spainish/English, and meeting what seems like an endless stream of "colourful" characters. The constant movement of people from place to place means that if one stays at a venue for half an hour, then entire clientel has changed.

The Basque have a very generous nature, which often results in cloak and dagger work as people compete with each other to pick up the bill before they go to (yet another!) bar. But it seems to usually balance out by the end of the night. (Which is LATE...no one eats dinner until about 9PM...which means that they finish about midnight...then continue into the small hours of the morning). I appear to be the only person in Euskadi that requires sleep.

I have often found myself stuffed to the gills with food but unable to refuse my hosts
offers of more...most notably at one of the local, private eating societies (I went to San Martin)...where I had a small mountain of cod (bacalao) and what appeared to be 3 half-chickens...with my digestion aided by large volumes of the local red wine (aka vino tinto) that is generally very good and very cheap. (This is a dangerous combination).

Never one to sit on my laurels, I was then invited to go to a cider house in the mountains about 45 minutes from Azkoitia.

It was outstanding...there is a set price per head that includes a (large) meal, and unlimited cider. I was served a steak that seemed like it came from a brontosaurus...it was massive...and pretty rare..but when in Rome etc. etc. This was accompanied by another mountain of cod (bacalao), and cheese.

No salad and no sweets...exactly the way I like my meals.

By tradition, there is no drinking at the table...periodically "el hefe" (the boss), thumps his glass on a table...then anyone that it thirsty (read...everyone), follows him to the back where he pours straight from the vat, from a distance of several feet, straight into one's glass.

(It can get a little messy, and cider has a pretty strong smell, my advice...stand well to the side...rather than behind one's glass...it is safer for everyone involved.)

And remember...do not say "Thank You"...do not say "Gracias"...always say "Eskerrek Asko"

Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Jessica pours one for the D-man Old-Skool style




My brain won't allow me to add any meaningful text...but this is a quick video of how to drink cider in the Basque Country...I like it!

The technique is to pour straight from the barrel at a long distance, to aerate the cider...then drink it in one...if there is any left over...chuck it on the floor.

This gets very funny...but very messy.

Thursday, July 10, 2008

Daire's Running Of The Bulls - Pamplona, Wednesday July 9th 2008

Like a lot of kids I had seen bits of the "Running Of The Bulls" in movies and on TV and had always wanted to take part...but I never knew if I would get the opportunity.



This is my own experience...

I had planned on running on Tuesday 8th of July, but the extra day I spent in San Sebastian (Donosti in Basque), meant that I would now run on Saturday the 12th.

This was a bit daunting, as that is the most popular day to run the bulls, and thus the most dangerous.

On Tuesday night, cousin Jess and I were having dinner in Azkoitia with her friends, Francesco and Rachel...going from bar to bar, as the locals do...eating some tapas at each stop. (The call tapas "pinxcos" in Basque)

We met 3 of her friends from the Epsilon racing team...her housemate Alex and their friends Marc and Rodrigo. Marc suggested that we drive to Pamplona tonight and enjoy the festival.

So we bought a bottle of rum, and went home to grab some supplies...coke...spare battery for my camera etc.

When got home, Alex told me that he had run twice before...but he was what the locals call a "chicken runner". (These are runners that start at the end of the course and run into the arena without seeing a bull in the street...although this is still quite exciting and pretty dangerous by normal standards as the bulls can still cause some trouble in the arena, the locals pelt them with tomatoes as they enter the arena.)

Alex then loaned me a shirt and neckerchief that he had worn previously...I decided that I would wear two neckerchiefs...Alex's for good luck...and my own...because...well I wanted to.

The Chicos (aka "the boys") each put 20 Euros in a "kitty" to meet our additional rum requirements for the night (it was almost enough!)

As expected of a racing engineer, Marc drove his BMW in true European fashion...faster than expected and close to stuff...walls...automotive barriers...etc.

This got my heart started and primed for the run ahead.

Marc had also run before...but this year I was the only encierro in the team.

We arrived in Pamplona and parked about 20 minutes walk from the main square an Avenidos de Bahnola....which as close as we could get. I know the name of the street as I we all entered it into our phones along with each other's phone numbers in case we got separated.

I warned Marc to check under his car before leaving if we had been separated as he may find me underneath!

My concerns about being separated were well warranted...there were what looked like hundreds of thousands of people (I didn't count). All were milling about the streets having a good time...and everyone was wearing a white shirt with a red neckerchief...so it was easy to get lost in the crowd.

We went to the main plaza and had some rum. There was some live music playing and a great atmosphere...everyone was happy an smiling and having a great time.

Earlier I mentioned that everyone was in red and white...by this stage in the evening most of the white shirts were pink...having been stained by wine or sangria that people were consuming in Herculean quantities.

It was then I realised that while I had been smart enough to remember to take my extra camera battery...I had been foolish (read: "Inebriated") enough to leave my camera in the kitchen Azkoitia :(

But, I wasn't really there to take pictures...I was there to run.

And drink.

And dance.

And party.

And run.

There was a good outdoor area playing some reasonable techno...mostly club anthems and some electro, we spent much of the night there.

(Dancing on a grassy hill is lots of fun, but hard on the calf muscles after a few hours.)

I managed to lose 3 Euros to a shifty gypsy with his rigged game of skill...you had 3 tries to hammer a nail fully into a piece of wood...it wasn't until afterwards that I realised that he would wait until your hammer was on it's way down and then he had about a million ways of moving the table ever so slightly so that you wouldn't hit the nail squarely.

(Never trust a gypsy)

I had two guys try to pick my pocket...but I was onto it pretty quickly...as was Marc...who called them out in record time.

(Thanks for watching my back Marc...you kick ass!)

Alex and Rodrigo provided additional entertainment by attempting to become intimate with half of the girls in Pamplona (about 3000 attempts each at last count).

Keep trying guys!

Daylight came and my time to run began.

Police cleared away the drunken revelers and cleaners removed much of the debris from the course.

Wooden barriers were erected to line the streets where the run would take place. Many of them had slits that you could slide underneath if a goring looked likely. Behind the barriers were paramedics...behind them, another wall, behind that spectators.

I entered the course by slipping through the coral type fencing around 7AM.

The policia moved the crowd from one place to another...resulting in my being further up the course than I had intended....to the end of the area known as Estafeta...so most of my run was in the area known as Telefonica...as it is in front of the phone exchange.

At this point there was little to do but wait. I ended up meeting some cool Aussie guys from Adelaide and a group of guys from Texas. It appeared that I had done a lot more research than the guys, and found myself in the unusual situation of being asked for expert advice of a past-time that I had never experienced. Luckily, I am always filled with advice...and this was no exception.

My best advice:

"Stay down!"

If you get knocked over by a bull or by the crowd the most dangerous thing to do is to attempt to stand. Being stepped on by a 600 kilogram bull can give you broken ribs and maybe a scar to impress the chicas with afterwards...but getting gored from behind can kill you.

This is how the last foreigner died.

After the bulls have passed, someone will tap you on the shoulder to let you know that it is safe.

One of the American guys gave me half of his newspaper, as it was too thick.

(It is popular to run with a rolled up newspaper...the idea is that you can wave it front of the bull's face and distract him...the idea is that, much like a matador's cape...he will follow the movement...instead of following you.)

Well, that's the theory.

I must say, that I would have felt more confident with a crowbar, or maybe a claw hammer. 100 Or so grams of paper vs. a 600 bull that runs 100 metres in 6 seconds doesn't generate a lot of confidence...but every little bit helps.

I also tucked part of my waist sash into my pocket. Bulls are colour-blind, but they are attracted to movement...like the matador's cape. I didn't want my dangling sash attracting a bull's attention anywhere near my balls!

It was at this time that I realised I was` standing next to this semi-famouse English guy with mutton-chop side burns that I saw on a documentary. He has run the bulls for 25 years and trained Jack Osborne (Ozzie's son), when he ran the bulls few years ago.

Mutton-chop man was looking uber-cool by relaxedly reading his paper. When I introduced myself he showed me his photo as part of an interview he delivered to the paper he was reading.

At 8AM the first rocket sounded...a few moments later the 2nd rocket sounded...this meant that all of the bulls had left the pen and were now in the street.

The crowd started moving forward...me...being part of the crowd, also moved forward. We started slowly...but then the rush of people and the noise behind us grew dramatically in intensity...the bulls were close!

Now the crowd started really moving, a lot of people started to panic, pushing and shoving, and making it very difficult to ensure that you would be standing or that you were control of your movements or your placement on the course.

Of particular importance is that you don't get caught out on the outside of a corner...the bulls, being so damn heavy, always take their corners wide (I could insert a pun now about "under-steer"...but I won't!). On the straight section it is safest to run along the wall...so that you can press yourself flat against it or slide under it or over the top of it, if the wall allows.

I had a very difficult choice to make...risk the crowds on the side of the street...where there was a lot of jostling and pushing, or risk the bulls in the middle of the street.

I chose the middle of the street, and thus the bulls...

Well actually, it was only 1 bull, a big black one that had separated from the rest of the herd and was running fast by himself.

The most dangerous thing is a bull that is separated from the pack. They are a herd animal and left to their own, they will stay together and not cause too much trouble. (Well no more trouble than one would expect of a group of bulls that are specially bred for their aggression.)

I saw that sucker and I ran, oh yeah I ran, I ran like Ben Johnson...with a tail wind and a bucket of steroids!

The clear ground was still in the middle of the middle of the street, so I stuck to my decision and moved...quickly.

I think I only looked back once, maybe twice...I was heading closer to the tunnel that leads into the bull fighting arena...and I was heading with conviction.

I was in the tunnel.

There was a surge of people behind me, and I knew the bull was close.

At this point I was keenly aware that this was the sight of the most fatalities in the history of San Fermin...caused by a pile up of people and a herd of bulls madly trying to go over and through the bodies before them.

I ran into the arena and went immediately to the left...knowing that the bull was right behind me.

Actually he wasn't right behind me...he stopped just outside of the tunnel and went on a bit of a rampage before going in.

So for several seconds I kinda' just stood there...clapping my hand against my newspaper and soaking up the excitement of the crowd.

Then the bulls arrived.

They were led across the arena into a holding pen until the bull fighting began later in the day.

There were some experts on hand, with matador's capes...to help lure them across the open area.

4 Minutes had passed from the firing of the second rocket until they were all safely away.

Whew!

When I say they were all safely away, I am not 100% correct. When then began was a succession of smaller (that is to say, smaller...as apposed to say, "small") bulls were led into the arena so that the encierros (bull-runners) could play with them.

This was exciting, but a little scary as the bulls were very unpredictable due to the large crowd of people moving this way and that to either get closer to, or away from the bulls.

I found this troublesome as it meant that the bulls could be very close, and changing direction or disposition...but I couldn't always see them.

If one has come close to being hit by the bull, but manages to escape, he is said to have been wearing the Cloak Of San Fermin...or Capa De San Fermin.

Now was my moment to wear the cloak...

After about 20 minutes in the ring, I was fairly close to one of the bulls, I had been closer to others and was starting to feel more comfortable with the whole situation. (That is to say, more comfortable, as opposed to "comfortable").

The people in front of me broke to the left and the right, like Moses parting the Red Sea. Except, instead of Moses, it was the bull that had parted a sea of people and now he was looking right at me...and wheeling about very aggressively.

He charged.

(I had earlier decided that I would rather be stepped on than gored.)

I dove into the ground immediately in front of the charging bull.

He went right over the top of me.

I felt great...I couldn't stop smiling...for hours.

As I write this, a day later...I am still smiling.

For another 15 minutes or so they continued to let some more bulls and some big oxen with cow bells into the arena. More excitement but nothing anywhere near as close as the one that went over the top of me.

I had no idea how long this would continue. I do remember wondering if it would only end after I had sustained an injury...which was seeming more and more likely.

A few minutes later and all of the animals had been penned, and we encierros faced the crowd again, as we had done when we entered and clapped and raised our hands above our heads, and they cheered.

I jumped the gate and walked back through the tunnel to meet my companions.

It was about 9AM...we stopped for a coffee and I also had a beer, my clothes and throat were dusty from the sand of the bull arena.

I had been awake for over 24 hours.

I had run the bulls.

I had no photographs.

But a had a newspaper that looked like it had been through a war, a t-shirt, a neckerchief, a sash, and memories that will never leave me.

And a hangover...Oh God, what a hangover!

What is San Fermin? (aka Bullrunning 101)

What is San Fermin, what does encierro mean, how does Ernest Hemmingway fit into all of this?


These, and other questions will be answered...then I will ruthlessly copy and paste some links to some of the reliable sites about San Fermin and how to run with the bulls.


San Fermin is a festival that has occurred every year for hundreds of years in Pamplona, in the North of Spain, to celebrate their patron Saint...San Fermin.

It has all things that any self respecting European festival should...wine...music...food...parades with giant puppets etc.

But what makes San Fermin famous is the "running of the bulls".
This is because there are daily bullfights as part of the festivities...and the bulls need to be moved from the corral each morning to the bull fighting arena...about 900 metres away.

The local men would show their bravado and physical skills by running with the bulls through the cobblestoned streets and help herd them into the storage pen of the arena, so the bullfights could occur in the afternoon.



Ernest Hemmingway spent a lot of time in Pamplona, and though he never ran the bulls himself...he introduced it to the outside world in his 1926 novel, "The Sun Also Rises".

I haven't read it...but a whole bunch of other people must have...because each year since then...in growing numbers...foreigners have been flocking to Pamplona between the 7th and 14th of July...to risk life and limb for the chance to become an encierro, a "bull-runner".





Early records were never kept...but since the organisers started keeping records in 1926, when Hemmingway let the world now of Pamplona's amazing tradition, there have been 15 deaths...many of them foreigners...who don't have the same knowledge or experience as the local encierros.




Wikipedia...the greatest site in the free world has some good background information here:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/San_Fermin

A great guide to any aspiring encierro can be found here:

http://www.pamplona.co.uk/running-with-the-bulls/the-course/the-seven-main-bull-runs/the-seven-main-bull-runs.htm

Here is another good one:

http://www.lostgeneration.com/article7.htm

This next link is to the site that I printed out and kept in my pocket to study before I ran, I actually met the guy who wrote it while I was waiting for the bull run to start, he apparently has been running the bulls for 25 years...so he must be doing something right!

http://www.bullrunning.immortals.co.uk/running.htm



PS: If you don't want to run with the bulls...it is worth the trip for the party. (See below)






Tuesday, July 8, 2008

London Calling

Back in London,

The UK put her famous weather on hold for my arrival, high twenties and sunny for the first few days.

Joey & Ron put out the red carpet and made me feel right at home on the Isle of Dogs...which isn't an island...but is now my favorite London suburb.

Joey was kind enough to take a couple of days off work and help me put a large dent in two litres of duty free rum.

Thanks Joe!

My short stay was perfect...very little sight seeing...lots of socialising...'cuz that's the way I like to roll.

Canada day started the way all good days of national pride should start...off to the pub with people I love...in this case, Joey & Douggie & Pierre and I.

This could have been a good lead in to a joke...

"A Canadian, and an Italian, and an Australian, and a Frenchman walk into a bar..."



Back On The Road Again...


Whew!

Daire has left the building.

After a denim frenzy at the front of the Canadian Embassy with Hung and Bro and Luca I am finally away.

Special thanks to Marc for transport and Sandor for an outstanding send-off.