Daire O’Leary was once on Wheel Of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Daire O’Leary’s PC will crash.
Daire O’Leary has to maintain a concealed weapons permit in order to legally wear pants.
Most husbands are OK with their wives fantasising about Daire O’Leary while they are having sex, because they are probably doing the same thing.
Daire O’Leary can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying “booya”.
The Movie Anaconda was filmed in Daire O’Leary’s pants.
When Daire O’Leary does his taxes, he send in blank forms and a photo of himself, crouched and ready to attack, Daire O’Leary has never had to pay taxes.
Daire O’Leary can divide by zero.
If paper beats rock, and rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all three at the same time? Answer: Daire O’Leary.
If Superman and The Flash were to have a race to the edge of space, who would win? Answer: Daire O’Leary.
Daire O’Leary is the only man to defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
Oxygen requires Daire O’Leary to live.
