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When Daire O'Leary went skinny dipping in Scotland, he started the myth of the Loch Ness monster

Daire O’Leary uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure.

Daire O’Leary doesn’t read books, he stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Daire O’Leary lost his virginity before his dad did.

Daire O’Leary does not sleep, he waits.

On the 7th day, God rested…Daire O’Leary took over.

There is no “Theory of Evolution”…just a list of animals that Daire O’Leary lets live.

When Daire O’Leary does a push up, he isn’t lifting himself up; he’s pushing the Earth down.

Daire O’Leary can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

Daire O’Leary doesn’t wear a watch; HE decides what time it is.

Daire O’Leary doesn’t believe in Germany.

Daire O’Leary has never blinked in his entire life. Never.

Daire O’Leary once shot down a plane by pointing his finger and saying “Bang”.

Daire O’Leary is Luke Skywalker’s real father.

Daire O’Leary doesn’t use spell-check, if he were to misspell a word; Oxford would amend the previous spelling of it.

If you wish to send Daire O’Leary a letter, just write “Daire O’Leary” and drop it in any mailbox. Don’t worry; he’ll get it.